Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for January 10, 2023

Love it!

This strip would have been good for Talk Like a Pirate Day.

I heard that he has a treasure chest full of bones buried in the backyard.

President Andrew Jackson had a parrot that Talked Like a Pirate, and in perfect English, too. No dog can do that.

How does sandpaper feel? “Ruff”

You can’t spell pirate without ‘arrr’!

You’d be gruffy too if you’ve had a parrot perched on your back (or head, or butt) for the whole voyage.

Only Scottish pirates say “Arrrh”

When the dog became deficient in Vitamin C, he became the pirate’s scurvy dog!! Arrrrrgh!!

At least he doesn’t have peg legs.

Doesn’t really look like a parrot…

Yo ho ho and a bottle of bones