The Middletons by Dana Summers for January 09, 2023

Nine days in and still on the diet? Not bad, unless you’re Morris!

NOT a good resolution…

I saw a article about a gym that did not accept new memberships in January. The owner figured if they were serious, they’d be back in Feb. Saved a lot of paperwork when the Resolutionists wanted to cancel after a couple weeks.

I’m always on a diet in early January but there’s nothing “resolution” about it. I put on a handful of pounds with holiday fruitcake and eggnog in December but then just eat a little less and run a little more for the first few days in January until I’m back to normal.

When I walk into work at 6 am, I say "Morning.’ If they say that, I say “I didn’t say GOOD morning!”

I’d admire his resolve if it wasn’t for the side effects.

Going on a diet can sure make some people lose it!