Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for January 22, 2023

Recycled artwork

That’s some crazy slingshot.

Those goldfish sound really dangerous!

But it’s still grrrrrrrrrrreat! Yip yip yip yip yip

An excerpt from the movie passenger tailored for this strip, Who planted this G_d D_mn palm Tree in my Road! Yip yip yip yip yip

“I shot a palm tree into the air

It fell to earth I know not where

Until next day with rage profound

The man it fell on came around."

Or, put her in with the guy that says he was hit in his car by a flying tree.

Darn those wires! Whodathunk⁉️☹️

gotta say…she is REALLY NOT LUCKY AT ALL with palm trees.

“I think the guy in the Garden Store palmed it!”

(≖_ʖ ≖)

Ah, the Looney Bin…

But, but…..what about the resulting power outage?

Roadrunner physics

Won’t they feel stupid when other drivers call up about it!

“It’ll have to wait. We have a report about downed lines on the highway.”

Aliens hypnotizing our goldfish. How dumb.

Did you ever hear of anything as crazy, stupid as that?

What an idiot!

Aliens are hypnotizing our cats!

The Wedekind Brotherhood are profoundly impressed by Broom-Hilda’s launch. The Desk Sergeant is not….

Yep!