Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for January 20, 2023

Down in Texas, they call it a ‘tithe’!!

To paraphrase Star Trek, “What does God need with a wallet?”

All his bitcoins, stored in the cloud.

As George Carlin said: " When it comes to the B.S. Department, you have to stand in awe, IN AWE of Religion! …God, all seeing, all knowing, just can’t handle money! Churches take in MILLIONS of dollars a year, they pay NO TAXES, but they always need a little bit more!!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpawdjeH-8w

Unlike the road to Hell, the road to Heaven can be expensive.

God is always broke.

Your money’s no good in Heaven.

I’m not sure; is god taking his wallet or sticking a control mechanism up his butt?

If people didn’t live in fear of dying and the afterlife, churches would did for want of business.

Churches that are honest use a lot of their resources helping those in need. Unfortunately, so many of them line pockets of the leaders.

There’s one born every minute

God only knows where his wallet is?

What big hands you have Rev. O’Steal!

Never going to happen! The Lord does not work that way. People on the other hand…..