“Hey doc, I have a biting pain in my side.”
He should have ran as fast as he could.
Sorry Ginger!
Have you ever seen the inside of my lunchbox???
And that doctors visit is going to cost him an arm and a leg.
(I know. I’m going after the easy jokes.)
Is this a repeat diagnosis?
I see what you mean about a tenderness in your side.
“Run, run as fast as you can, Gingerbread Man”!
“I should never have said: ‘Bite Me, Doc!’”
You could call that a Bite-opsy
A funeral director was arrested for selling body parts. Frankenstein revisited?
“You monster!”
I don’t think I can eat my lunch now.
Not my gumdrop buttons
His blopsy?
The insurance won’t cover the procedure due to a gap in coverage.
(((((( GASP‼️)))))))
There he is! The dreaded MUFFIN MAN‼️
I believe we’ll have to do further testing!
Wait till you get to the buttons of Red Hots.
It went well with a nice chianti.
But I’m thinking you should get a second opinion – I can do that right here.
Biteopsy
I think your limbs need to be amputated immediately.
“You’re a monster.” – from THE best movie-turned religious cult ever made!
He has that flesh eating disease, only this variant isn’t caused by microbes.
You SAY I can’t catch you “if you run as fast as you can”, but an Out of Network Office Visit is going to cost you an arm & a leg.
“We’re going to need another sample for further testing.”
I’d recommend a good soaking in a milk bath, and come back and see me.
The doctor had a hankering for “take out”.
I’m afraid to say, sir, but you’ve got a terminal case of crumbles. Nurse, send in the glass of milk please! ;-p
FreihEitner Premium Member over 1 year ago
“Hey doc, I have a biting pain in my side.”
oldpine52 over 1 year ago
He should have ran as fast as he could.
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
Sorry Ginger!
SHIVA over 1 year ago
Have you ever seen the inside of my lunchbox???
Bilan over 1 year ago
And that doctors visit is going to cost him an arm and a leg.
(I know. I’m going after the easy jokes.)
nosirrom over 1 year ago
Is this a repeat diagnosis?
Jayalexander over 1 year ago
I see what you mean about a tenderness in your side.
iggyman over 1 year ago
“Run, run as fast as you can, Gingerbread Man”!
backyardcowboy over 1 year ago
“I should never have said: ‘Bite Me, Doc!’”
Doug K over 1 year ago
You could call that a Bite-opsy
mourdac Premium Member over 1 year ago
A funeral director was arrested for selling body parts. Frankenstein revisited?
atomicdog over 1 year ago
“You monster!”
joe piglet Premium Member over 1 year ago
I don’t think I can eat my lunch now.
[Traveler] Premium Member over 1 year ago
Not my gumdrop buttons
DM2860 over 1 year ago
His blopsy?
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
The insurance won’t cover the procedure due to a gap in coverage.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
(((((( GASP‼️)))))))
There he is! The dreaded MUFFIN MAN‼️
Baucuva over 1 year ago
I believe we’ll have to do further testing!
goboboyd over 1 year ago
Wait till you get to the buttons of Red Hots.
mfrasca over 1 year ago
It went well with a nice chianti.
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
But I’m thinking you should get a second opinion – I can do that right here.
Raging Moderate over 1 year ago
Biteopsy
stamps over 1 year ago
I think your limbs need to be amputated immediately.
dlaemmerhirt999 over 1 year ago
“You’re a monster.” – from THE best movie-turned religious cult ever made!
Lablubber over 1 year ago
He has that flesh eating disease, only this variant isn’t caused by microbes.
SavannahJim Premium Member over 1 year ago
You SAY I can’t catch you “if you run as fast as you can”, but an Out of Network Office Visit is going to cost you an arm & a leg.
Daeder over 1 year ago
“We’re going to need another sample for further testing.”
Buoy over 1 year ago
I’d recommend a good soaking in a milk bath, and come back and see me.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
The doctor had a hankering for “take out”.
Angry Indeed Premium Member over 1 year ago
I’m afraid to say, sir, but you’ve got a terminal case of crumbles. Nurse, send in the glass of milk please! ;-p