Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for January 05, 2023

they need mouse traps around the edge of the table

Don’t want a dog up on the counter? Stop putting counters in houses.

That looks like a plate full of poop.

“Guilt endurance”? Huh. I have marathon levels of guilt, but I still swipe cookies when I get a chance. …not sorry.

I get it more and more. Buddy is sooo there.

Or a cat created reality distortion field. . . .

We’ve noticed, Sophie.

Sophie didn’t hear a “stay down”, so up she goes.

And the instincts over power the guilt.