Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 16, 2023

Or, maybe not true?

Rob, time to call the vet.

As Bugs Bunny would say “What a Maroon!”

I seem to remember chewing tar was a thing years ago.

A little embarrassed, Satch?

That’s gonna hurt when it comes out.

Hmmm … asphalt can lead to assburn …!

I used to chew tar in the 50s. Im still alive.

Little digression, but the smell of creosote on the utility poles reminds me of hot summer days of yore!!

Reminds me of an old Pogo, for licorice not very good, for coal, not bad. Something like that.

If it’s not asphalt, whose fault is it?

Satchel misinterpreted eating “on the road” and mistakenly ate “off the road”.

Oh Satch D-:

“Probably the best chunk of asphalt you’ve ever eaten”.I’m laughing hard!

Satchel’s guilty face in the last panel reminds me very much of one of my dogs … she knows she’s not supposed to be up on the sofa, but at least once a day (usually at night, when she thinks we’re sleeping) I’ll catch her up there, snap my fingers sharply one time, and point to the floor. She’ll slowly pour herself off, with a similar expression. We both know she won’t do it again … till the next time.