Astronomer: “That was well over 10 years ago and we really couldn’t see inside.”
Officer: “That would put it way past any statute of limitations – at least here on earth. You can file an Interplanetary complaint. We’ll get to it as soon as we solve all of our disputes here on earth.”
More and more they’re printing stories about aliens on the moon and the astronauts are sworn to secrecy! NASA has top secret info and NOT telling anytime soon‼️☹️
Kind of skeptical that the little green folks have standing to bring charges in this situation. Alternatively, they could come down with a representative of their law enforcement, but then they’d have to get permission to extradite the astronomer to their planet. Going to take at least a couple of light years to get this one through the courts.
SHAKENDOWNVILLE almost 2 years ago
“Astronomically” perverse.
Copy-&-Paste almost 2 years ago
It’s daylight outside. I thought astronomers worked at night.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Have ET over for a look through the eyepiece. Ask him about the detail resolution.
ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ almost 2 years ago
❝ they’ve been watching me take meteor showers ❞
nosirrom almost 2 years ago
Geez, even Earthlings know to close the drapes.
P51Strega almost 2 years ago
They appear to be naked standing there, so what do they have to hide?
Doug K almost 2 years ago
Astronomer: “That was well over 10 years ago and we really couldn’t see inside.”
Officer: “That would put it way past any statute of limitations – at least here on earth. You can file an Interplanetary complaint. We’ll get to it as soon as we solve all of our disputes here on earth.”
johnjoyce almost 2 years ago
This is funny, Bill! Thanks!
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
More and more they’re printing stories about aliens on the moon and the astronauts are sworn to secrecy! NASA has top secret info and NOT telling anytime soon‼️☹️
kjnrun almost 2 years ago
Now that’s clever and cute.
WCraft Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Well, well, well; Mr. Hubble and Mr. Webb – at it again?
Frank Burns Eats Worms almost 2 years ago
That astronomer has been on probation since the Uranus incident.
paullp Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Kind of skeptical that the little green folks have standing to bring charges in this situation. Alternatively, they could come down with a representative of their law enforcement, but then they’d have to get permission to extradite the astronomer to their planet. Going to take at least a couple of light years to get this one through the courts.