Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 11, 2023

The ophalmologists gives them lollypophs.

She came misty optically but left optimistically.

Are there rose-tinted lenses in that device?

I thought he was naming his favorite comic.

It helps that all the optometrist’s testing equipment has rose-tinted glass.

i see.

Well she certainlyhas a clear concise mental picture

Have your eyes missed their optimum?

How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One or two?

One or two?

Her great outlook gives her such a great outlook.

@Superfrog: I couldnt top that remark if I had to! You da Frog!

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, or two?

One or two?