Glasbergen Cartoons by Randy Glasbergen for January 10, 2023

“Housebroken” not spoken here.

I don’t think either of them will get the appetizer they want.

ka-kinky

I’m sorry, sir, but you’re in an exclusive eatery…we don’t do that here….but the greasy spoon down the street, I hear, has great leather shoes….

Who’s a good boy now? Be a good boy and you’ll get a nice tip. Do you take doggie biscuits?

And for dessert we’ll smell your butt.

And my pup under the table is teething…

They’d also like to take any leftovers home in a “them” bag.

“Sorry, that’s not on the menu. Come to think of it, we don’t serve dogs here, even if they can talk. Git!!”