Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for June 28, 2023

㋛ guess he forgot to buy a ticket

Spontaneous Combustion.

You were saying?

Yep. I also read once where you had a better chance of being on the Johnny Carson show. Heck, for me, it coulda been 50/50 and I wouldn’t have one.

Check his pockets for a lottery ticket.

Please stand by. They’re still not going to repay that twenty dollars they borrowed a month ago.

I’ve never bought a lightning strike ticket.

Bob was always lucky like that

Looks like he got a charge out of it.

It is what it is!

“Gimme two.”

So, “a tax on the stupid” or “you have to be in it to win it”?

What lightning? This looks more like a giant bird just missed it’s target.

Also smoking is harmful to your health.

Ash me if I care.

dumb a$$es to ashes, wasting money on lottery tickets

…guess he’s right…