It is as small ask Wallace. Perhaps a better approach to this negotiation would be to start with a big ask such as trampolines, fireworks, and large charismatic megafauna. When they balk, suggest a compromise of just trampolines and fireworks.
When I was in jr high(1964-67) we had a gymnastic unit-parallel bars/horse/balance beam, tumbling and a trampoline on which you were expected to do flips-hated it. Expect insurance doesn’t allow any of those activities today. Many insurance companies will cancel your home insurance if they find out you have a trampoline.
Ida No almost 2 years ago
At the same time and interchangeably. What a blast!
Templo S.U.D. almost 2 years ago
I don’t think fireworks ever belonged indoors, Wallace. Trampolines, on the other hand, no comment.
Cpeckbourlioux almost 2 years ago
The seagull gets him.
Skeptical Meg almost 2 years ago
When Wallace forms his own company, I want to join. Just for the meetings.
Hamady Sack Premium Member almost 2 years ago
This kid is going to end up in rehab.
jschumaker almost 2 years ago
Great expression on Seagull’s face in panel 3.
crookedwolf Premium Member almost 2 years ago
What’s an assembly with no chance of getting dis-assembled..?
Dogtreat Premium Member almost 2 years ago
God I love this comic.
Killraven Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I’ve asked myself that question many a time. Still no definitive answer.
wordsmeet almost 2 years ago
Of course, trampolines are not a good toy for kids or adults. Ask anyone who works at an ER.
goboboyd almost 2 years ago
Start small. Juggling flaming mice. TA DA! rim shot Disclaimer – Using professional stunt mice dunked into a flame retardant. (not asbestos)
rroxxanna almost 2 years ago
Wallace needs to get Amelia elected student rep to the school board.
Aladar30 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Unfortunately true innovators are never understood.
WCraft Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I wonder if it would help if Congress would take his advice… I mean start each session with fireworks and trampolines. Couldn’t hurt, right?
scyphi26 almost 2 years ago
Admittedly, that would help make school assemblies actually worthwhile to attend.
Diat60 almost 2 years ago
Maybe the school assembly room has low ceilings? A recipe for disaster?
face.less_b almost 2 years ago
It is as small ask Wallace. Perhaps a better approach to this negotiation would be to start with a big ask such as trampolines, fireworks, and large charismatic megafauna. When they balk, suggest a compromise of just trampolines and fireworks.
swenbu Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Dad’s playing the non-committal diplomat here. Seems to show some empathy.
Gen.Flashman almost 2 years ago
When I was in jr high(1964-67) we had a gymnastic unit-parallel bars/horse/balance beam, tumbling and a trampoline on which you were expected to do flips-hated it. Expect insurance doesn’t allow any of those activities today. Many insurance companies will cancel your home insurance if they find out you have a trampoline.
raybarb44 almost 2 years ago
Would definitely be attention getting….
B.comics.61 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
What about pumpkins tossed off the roof?