He says “Doc, I’m not doing so well. My wife, Mrs. Moth is thinking of leaving me, my son Julio Moth hates me, my daughter Cindy Moth is a failure, and my boss Gregory Linovich is an evil person who feeds off my very demise. You see, I work at a factory and I’ve been at the place for 20 plus years. Everyone in my rank has gotten some kind of promotion or recognition besides me. It has been the same never ending hell of a rut for a mere two decades! Two I tell you doc! By god, when I lay down to rest my tired eyes after a long day of welding and clanking, and operating, and steering, and weeping- I not once but twice a night look over to my bedside to find a gun. A gun lying beside me just waiting for me (a lonely man) to finally end the charade to which I keep living on and on- repeating the vicious cycle I call my life. Doc, I am depressed!”
“Well, Jesus!” Says the Podiatrist. It seems like you need some serious help! But I am a podiatrist. What you need is a psychiatrist to help you!”
“Yeah. I know that, doc”. The moth says.
“So what the heII are you doing in here?” The Podiatrist asks.
If I hadn’t Googled it I wouldn’t have believed it – it’s amazing what’s out there in the ether…https://www.uniguide.com/moth-symbolism-meaning-spirit-animal
An 80 year old guys walks into a confessional. After the priest opens the little sliding door the guy says, “Father, I met two 25 yr. old ladies yesterday and had sex with them all night long.” The priest replies, “When was the last time you came to confession?” The guy replies, “I’ve never been to confession.” The priest asks in dismay, “What kind of Catholic are you?” The old man responds, “I’m not Catholic.” “Then why are you in my confessional?” the priest asks. “Hell, Father, I’m just telling everyone.”
C almost 2 years ago
Icarian dreams.. Go towards the light, go towards the light
allen@home almost 2 years ago
At least they don’t have to worry about their wings melting. Just catching on fire.
Pickled Pete almost 2 years ago
He says “Doc, I’m not doing so well. My wife, Mrs. Moth is thinking of leaving me, my son Julio Moth hates me, my daughter Cindy Moth is a failure, and my boss Gregory Linovich is an evil person who feeds off my very demise. You see, I work at a factory and I’ve been at the place for 20 plus years. Everyone in my rank has gotten some kind of promotion or recognition besides me. It has been the same never ending hell of a rut for a mere two decades! Two I tell you doc! By god, when I lay down to rest my tired eyes after a long day of welding and clanking, and operating, and steering, and weeping- I not once but twice a night look over to my bedside to find a gun. A gun lying beside me just waiting for me (a lonely man) to finally end the charade to which I keep living on and on- repeating the vicious cycle I call my life. Doc, I am depressed!”
“Well, Jesus!” Says the Podiatrist. It seems like you need some serious help! But I am a podiatrist. What you need is a psychiatrist to help you!”
“Yeah. I know that, doc”. The moth says.
“So what the heII are you doing in here?” The Podiatrist asks.
“Because” the moth exclaims. “Your light was on.”
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
He couldn’t resist….
LJZ Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Lepidopteraicarus
T... almost 2 years ago
If I hadn’t Googled it I wouldn’t have believed it – it’s amazing what’s out there in the ether…https://www.uniguide.com/moth-symbolism-meaning-spirit-animal
kjnrun almost 2 years ago
An 80 year old guys walks into a confessional. After the priest opens the little sliding door the guy says, “Father, I met two 25 yr. old ladies yesterday and had sex with them all night long.” The priest replies, “When was the last time you came to confession?” The guy replies, “I’ve never been to confession.” The priest asks in dismay, “What kind of Catholic are you?” The old man responds, “I’m not Catholic.” “Then why are you in my confessional?” the priest asks. “Hell, Father, I’m just telling everyone.”
raybarb44 almost 2 years ago
Said Icarus to his younger brother….
Chris Sherlock almost 2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1CsBY-4uyA
LeftCoastKen Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Icarus was a wuss …