Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 28, 2023

Knock it off, Shoe…..

And a giant potato on his back.

The Senator is completely believable now, ever since he changed his name from Santos!

But they won’t investigate him. For if they grill him, all that lard will have to run somewhere. And both houses of Congress already stink. “They” don’t have to add more to the odor of the place.

He’s also even-tempered…. he’s mad all the time.

The ‘Senator’ is balanced because most of the time he is holding the podium ! ! !!

He’s a chip off the blockheads!!

Those are memory chips so he never forgets…

It must be tough walking around with chips on both shoulders if he usually drunk as a skunk.

and speaks out of both sides of his mouth.

Should change his name to Schiff.

He also has monkeys on his back and people breathing down his neck. Might as well have the monkey do the breathing down the neck… I mean he’s right there!

He’s fair and balanced, just like Fox News. Ha ha.