I always like the part where they’re going through the “do not take ifs”, and end with, “do not take if you are allergic to Claxophine”. Never would have figured that one out.
“Scan the QR code on your screen to download the 93 page PDF of side effects and other mandatory disclaimers. Complete the comprehension quiz for insurance purposes. Not that any of this will help you understand what the previous two minutes of slow motion video of smiling people in idyllic fields and bike riding along perfect park paths has to do with the your problem… or the product for that matter.
C over 1 year ago
Nausea, vomiting, fatigue, sinusitis, diarrhea, constipation, anemia, macular edema, angina, pulmonary edema, congestive heart failure, ischemic heart disease, myocardial infarction, headache, stroke, decreased libido, anaphylactic reaction, toxic epidermal necrolysis, rhabdomyolysis, hepatic failure and reports of sudden death
Kaputnik over 1 year ago
I always like the part where they’re going through the “do not take ifs”, and end with, “do not take if you are allergic to Claxophine”. Never would have figured that one out.
goboboyd over 1 year ago
“Scan the QR code on your screen to download the 93 page PDF of side effects and other mandatory disclaimers. Complete the comprehension quiz for insurance purposes. Not that any of this will help you understand what the previous two minutes of slow motion video of smiling people in idyllic fields and bike riding along perfect park paths has to do with the your problem… or the product for that matter.
LC64 over 1 year ago
I don’t remember which drug commercial ended their list with “If you die, be sure to let us know”.