The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 12, 2023

I wonder which kind of music he will play.

…and whether Tom Brady will be on the field, despite saying he’s retired.

Band name: Wilbur and the Force

I think it more likely that you’ll be in a rock band that watches from home like many of the other rock bands.

Good for you Wilberforce!

Has Rihanna and Jay-z joined a rock band? Supposedly called Roc Nation, but I have never heard them. I’ll see or hear tonight.

They haven’t had a rock band for the Super Bowl halftime show in years. All pop, rap and hip hop garbage.

The kid probably has as much talent as the last few half time performers.

FLY EAGLES FLY!!!

At least Wilberforce has a dream.

Rock on Wilberforce – Rock on.

even better. at least you know you won’t lose. :D

Good thinking, Wilbur. And, that’s a great future plan. Maybe my group, the New Campfire Singers might get a Super Bowl gig, someday.

I’m sure Wilberforce and his Parma Polka Playboys will bring down the house.

Brutus was afraid you were going to say “cheerleader”.

Wilberforce has a goal! Yay!

That’s a good plan, Wilberforce.

Right on Wilberforce…right on!

Halftime Show singers and bands have to consolidate entire careers into a 12-minute medley. Listening to a bunch of song snippets is not very entertaining, even if you like the music.

Not a noble ambition. Better goal would be the greatest musician, songwriter, etc in your field and being invited to play both at Carnegie Hall AND the Super-Bowl……

I’m so old I remember when the SuperBowl was actually about a football game

A ROCK band ?!!! Is that even possible these days ?!!! Lol

I shutter to think what the music will be like when he’s growns up.

I don’t think we have ever seen any signs that Wilberforce has any musical talent. Of course that wouldn’t really matter much given the quality of a lot of todays music.

Some of them do make more money than football players.

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Oh no! Wilberforce seems to be experiencing a wardrobe malfunction

Wilberforce fails to realize that both choices are at the bottom of the barrel.

Good one Wilberforce, had Brutus going for a while there…

As far as I can find out Wilberforce doesn’t play and instrument, is it too late to start now?…

Oh I got it Wilberforce will be the rock in the band, like a pet…

Much safer and more chances to live to an older age.