Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for February 03, 2023

And a crispy future

“But I don’t want to be finger lickin’ good!”

Want fries with that?

Just be sure to NOT kick that bucket!

Relax. The bucket is full of ice and it’s in Jamaica.

KFC kept their secret recipe secret by not leaving it in a garage next to a Corvette.

Meh. She’s just winging it!

Don’t chicken out.

That’s original or extra crispy?

Don’t worry everyone has a bucket list

At least she’s not seeing a road…

Oh well, looks like you’re plucked!

She is a fan. Look at her fingers, carefully.

The Colonel would never let one of his birds have more than a few inches of freedom, and none of his birds would have the ability to get atop a chair (since they’re selectively bred to have a disproportionate amount of breast meat and are fed a diet that is solely designed to speed growth, many don’t even have the strength to stand).

Well, it’s not like you had much a future.

Finger lickin good….

That is one wicked skull. Would’ve been funnier if it had been a chicken’s. :)

Cross the street now.

You will make many people happy.

Red and white? Or is it like a zebra which are black background/skin with white stripes?