Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for February 26, 2023

LOL. I’m at this moment texting with a friend and was telling her that I should move to Arizona to help my asthma and allergies. (Not too serious. I’ve lived within a 1/4 mile of the hospital I was born in for all of my 65 years.) When I started thinking about how much I’d have to haul cross-country a shiver went up my spine.

Reminds me of George Carlin’s “A Place for My Stuff” routine.

it’s easier to toss the old crap and start fresh in your new digs

He’s not a raccoon, he’s a pack rat.

remember it’s @ before # except after $

Someone’s electric bill is going through the roof.

The only thing there worth keeping is the box of twinkies

If he has that recalled air fryer in all that stuff, a fire might take care of the issue.

Verne can read RJ like a book, so that’s how he knew what RJ’s dream was about.

I think that TV is probably collectible

we all had too much sh&%%$t

does that tree have GFCI outlets?

Recycling in America is a sick joke. They insist you must “upgrade” then won’t take items in perfectly good condition, but no longer useable with available services, while trying to convince you you are saving money, because the new product is more energy efficient………

Typical lifestyle in suburbia.

That’s like my dream (nightmares). The problem just keep getting bigger and more complicated. I never get them solved.

Everyone else’s stuff is s%#t while my s%#t is “stuff”.