Free Range by Bill Whitehead for February 01, 2023

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I hope it wasn’t a Tesla.

jeez, Maude, I don’t wanna get there while it’s still warm

You’ve got three little one that need feeding. So get off your duff and get cracking.

Not holding up your end of the bargain, Gerald. No good.

“Aww, buzzard off”.

The should get their kicks on Rout 66!

Leave me alone…I’m watching reality TV….duh

Abe said: “Where you want this killing done?” God said: "Out on Highway 61.”

He’s watching the Opera on PBS. He’s a culture vulture.

It’ll wait until I finish my soaps, it’s not going anywhere.