Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for March 25, 2023

They won’t be songbirds for long!!!

Tom Lehrer would’ve approved:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhuMLpdnOjY&ab_channel=TheTomLehrerWisdomChannel

Old Saint Nicotine.

Death is as necessary as life. Thanks, Death

First one is free.

Dammn, dude. Just feed them poison why don’t you

What? No chawin’ tabaccy? That way the could make a mess on the statues from both ends.

Grim Reper doesn’t kill it reaps those who die and ferry their souls to the Underworld.

Still a funny macabre idea.