Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for February 13, 2023

Uh oh seven years bad luck. That and your other problem when telling lies.

It got off lightly

She must have been cursed by the same Blue Fairy that made Pinocchio come to life.

Guillermo del Toro has a long reach!

It’s her diet. It turned her into PIE-nocchio.

As Larry Fine once said “I lose a lot of mirrors that way.”

Broom Hilda: Preventing magic mirrors from having to lie for 1500 years!

You keep lying like that Broomie, and you’ll end up with a Sequoia for your nose!

She just growing a new broom. Yip yip yip yip yip

The mirror was a first cousin to Pinocchio ……

She’ll always have fire wood…

Hildnocchio…

the mirror seems to have requested to be freed from his misery…next Broomie the BIRD STAND with green base coming near you.

Now you’re gonna need a nose job, see a Carpenter.

So, somewhere along that 1500+ years line, Broomie encountered and became somehow related to Pinocchio? —Except her big schnoz branches out exponentially?

Seriously?…………………….

No, Broom Hilda is.