Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for February 09, 2023

How about cardboard cutouts like they did during the 2020 baseball season?

Or have the substitute player wear the star player’s uniform number and a mask so that he looks like the star player.

Called an understudy on Broadway, happens all the time there.

Better a pain in the neck than a pain somewhere else on the body!

I didn’t think they made holodecks for sports.

And if you get doused with Gatorade after a victory,you die from electrocution.

YOGI BERRA-ISM

Berra was at an amusement park when he saw a vendor selling extra-long hotdog shaped balloons.

“My kids would love one of those,but I’d never get it into my suitcase”