Lio by Mark Tatulli for January 28, 2009

Way to steal the saucer, Lio!

Can you imagine what Lio would do on [insert your favorite alien planet here]? Imagine the abductions!

I hope the aliens don’t take Lio as typical of the Human race.

I hope they do – it would scare them off for good!

nice plan lio!! what palnet are we off to now?? n wonder wat adventures those planets lead to..

He doesn’t bother to get the aliens to look like him and replace him—à la Calvin.

Grand Theft, UFO.

Better not be an auto-destruct programmed into that thing.

aliens are all around us didn’t you see MIB?

wWat a way to carjack! Or should I say saucer jack???

Suckers!