Lio crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of doody smelling foulness I can’t even imagine, or maybe I just don’t want to. Five hundred yards… that’s the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile.
Sens, I know you’re quoting from Shawshank, but in my math, 500 yards is just over a quarter of a mile, so I guess Red was good at getting things, but not at adding and subtracting things.
margueritem over 15 years ago
Well the plan works in his mind anyway….
i_am_the_jam over 15 years ago
Maybe, but he’d need to shower immediately after that :P
IncredibleWerekitty over 15 years ago
… Ah, one of those direct flush models, without the curve to hold back sewer gasses.
Dutchboy1 over 15 years ago
EEEWWW!
Sisyphos over 15 years ago
There must be less stinky ways of escaping from school, Lio! How about the old “out the bathroom window” method?
OpenWings over 15 years ago
LMAO
I want to know what he uses on his hair!!! That’s some serious flat-rejecting product the kid’s got in there :o)
pbarnrob over 15 years ago
Animated GIF of Calvin taking just that ride…
MichaelG450 over 15 years ago
Shawshank Redemption!
lonewolf77 over 15 years ago
Hopefully his escape is not after lunch time.
Digital Frog over 15 years ago
If he gets stuck, he can always get a lawyer and sewer…
whardin1960 over 15 years ago
If the sewer feeds directly into the water supply that would explain all the creepy-crawlies Lio pulls out of the river.
Sherlock Watson over 15 years ago
What a crappy plan.
lobkiller over 15 years ago
No wonder he wanted to get out early, he looks pooped, bwaaahahaha
RioBravo over 15 years ago
LMAO ROFLOL!!!!!!!! at all the comments!!!!!
sensrule92 over 15 years ago
Lio crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of doody smelling foulness I can’t even imagine, or maybe I just don’t want to. Five hundred yards… that’s the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile.
Dirty Dragon over 15 years ago
Get busy escapin’, or get busy learnin’…
Templo S.U.D. over 15 years ago
I wonder why couldn’t Watterson or Larson think of that.
caseva77 over 15 years ago
So that’s why my students are constantly asking for a bathroom break
MisngNOLA over 15 years ago
Sens, I know you’re quoting from Shawshank, but in my math, 500 yards is just over a quarter of a mile, so I guess Red was good at getting things, but not at adding and subtracting things.
Trisha_Evenstar over 15 years ago
lmao!
hkittyly about 14 years ago
FREEDOM!