Andertoons by Mark Anderson for April 07, 2023

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    allen@home  almost 2 years ago

    Just so you know. It doesn’t make me feel better.

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    MayCauseBurns  almost 2 years ago

    The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    But I’m not bacon flavoured!

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    The early worm gets (eaten by) the (early) bird.

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    “It’s nice to feel important.”

    Every worm should have that on their bucket list.

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    gopher gofer  almost 2 years ago

    now he’s trying to think of how to worm his way out of breakfast…

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    paullp Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Possible responses:

    “I appreciate the flattery, but that isn’t exactly what I had in mind as my contribution to the ecosystem today.”

    “You’re right! I’m going to go and get some breakfast, and then I’ll be right back!”

    “You don’t want me. Don’t you know that worms are a high cholesterol food?”

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