Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 18, 2023

Spoke too soon.

He learned that from watching the kids play “Super Mario.”

Getting a bath is the second worst thing on a dog’s list. Going to the vet would be first.

Wally showing his amazing reflexes!

I didn’t know he could do that in midair… :\

Our dogs are smart if they see I’m taking a shower they run!!!!

He’s one of those Australian “boomer dogs.”

Wally won’t…

No matter how sneaky I was, my dog and cat could always sense when it was bath time.

“A body in motion stays in motion” Isaac Newton

Good Times, Bath Times

apologies to Led Zeppelin

Fortunately he had comic physics available to him.

I assume Wally’s tail acts as a rudder.

Who’s a good boy?

I’d just go outside, use the hose, soap doggy up then rinse with the hose. She was OK with that.

Moreover, just spell B-A-T-H. It’ll do for for a while till your dog figures it out.

Why on earth would he say that?!?