Cornered by Mike Baldwin for March 30, 2023

"Gill"ty of being dense.

Considering his menu is upside down, she’s right.

That was the response to the question: “And what about the vegetable?”

Brain food you say. It ain’t working.

If fish is brain food, why do they keep biting on hooks.

Looks like he could use quiet a few helpings of the stuff.

Lots and lots of fish. How much for ten pounds of tuna?

Brain fog.

Maybe he emptied that glass too many times before he tried to order.

Don’t they have anything that doesn’t smell fishy?

He seems like he’s on Mercury half the time!

Well, if it’s a blind date – might he actually be blind?

You might want to also take his fork away. :)

Think about it. How smart are fish?

I believe it was P.G. Wodehouse who widely promoted this “factoid” in his Bertie and Jeeves books.

And boy does he need it.

The last time they dined at a restaurant, he disordered from the menu.

Even the mentally challenged need a day out…

…stat!