Marmaduke by Brad Anderson for February 13, 2023

“Liquid asset.”

Priorities, priorities, priorities, Phil!!! And Marm … knows his!!!

:-)

Noooooo. He can’t.

Gotta P

Sorry, calls of nature come first!

Marm knows what his priorities are. Besides, do you want him to go inside the house?

Hey when you gotta go you gotta go!!!!

maybe after the potty break… :{

Oh, come on, Phil ! You and Dotty have your ‘en suite’ and ‘Marm’ has his which just happens to be outside ! ! !

You would think that as many years as you’ve had him, Phil; you would recognize a “call of nature” need!

That should be Marm’s job from now on. Shoveling snow!

Just attach a snowplow to Marmaduke and lead him around using freshly cooked bacon as treats. The driveway will be cleared in record time. Yip yip yip yip yip

If Phil threw some bones on the driveway he would not have to shovel

Priorities, Phil. ;-)

First things first Phil!

Get a snow blower, dude!

One should clear the hydrants even if no dog is involved.

Actually, clearing the hydrant is a good civic duty!

When you got to go, you got to go.

Priorities first!!!

It may thaw the snow Phil but it’ll freeze over and.. really?! o_O

If ya gotta go you gotta go…

That a boy marm