Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for February 25, 2023

Careful Wiz. She’s a lot bigger than you. She could squash you like a bug.

Boy, the Wiz is cruisin for a bruisin!

The Wiz now has knots on his head

not necessarily Wiz, but I can tell you where that hand print is gonna come from. faster than you can mumble a protection spell.

Don’t make her angry. She’ll rip your head off and use it for pom pom.

I prefer to think of stretch marks as marks of wisdom gained over time.

They are not stretch marks. They’re campaign ribbons!

my god, what a d*ck head.

Stretch marks? At least we know the Wiz has kids. Didn’t know that.

The Wiz nailed her mendacity.

Sleeping in the lab again, eh Wiz?

ohhh…guess who’s not getting lucky tonight?

I’m confused. If my wife calls me a wisemouth is it a good thing or a bad thing?

wise mouth isn’t the two word insult I was thinkin’ of