FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 27, 2023

Given his age, wouldn’t the older tests be adding 2 two digit numbers together?

Outstanding indeed.

Hubris.

I can talk the talk with wine and I can tell the difference between them and I can also tell the difference between a bad wine and a good wine. When it comes to telling the difference between a good wine and a great wine, my tongue is not up to the task.

My wife and I go wine tasting with friends two or three times a year and buy a case or two every time. We even have a “wine cellar” in which to store the stuff. When it comes time to drink a bottle we don’t know what to pick because we cannot remember what each tastes like. All we know is that we liked it when we bought it, so any pick is a good pick.

Says the woman who cooks horrible meals.

Originally published in ‘02.

Jason will never be understood by people who have high test anxiety. And, he will never understand them.

true in so many fields

Why hasn’t NASA gone to the Fox household and discussed setting up a full ride scholarship for Jason?

No, Andy…he’s crossed the line into “nut case” loooooooooooooooooong ago.

Andy will need a vintage of something totally different after talking to Jason.