Agnes by Tony Cochran for March 18, 2023

like kids nowadays need more sugar already as it is facepalm

Okay, nerds. How many of you remember Lea Thompson’s show ‘Caroline In the City?’

How many of you remember why they recalled her ‘Caroline’ breakfast cereal?

We probably don’t want to know what the other 3% of the “Agnes Bits” is.

Now Agnes can head up her own cereal company.

Sugar Nutz Squirrely-os

Crabgrass and Agnes – two in a row about cereal. If Cul-de-Sac is about cereal, I’m buying my first lottery ticket.

I just did a google search for severed ferret heads.

Would think that the trailer park has its share of groundhogs too.

♪♫ “Ferret heads, ferret heads, roly-poly ferret heads…” ♪♫

I think she’s finally come up with a real money-making idea!

Crunchy, yet chewy

Pretty sure some cereal company marketing department already came up with this idea, but it never got past the focus groups.

faux farrah ferret freaks, they were that close to a breakthrough hit…

Faux severed squirrel heads. Hmmm . . . Guessing the faux part means they don’t look realistic, they’re cutesy and cartoony in the Disney mode.