La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for March 01, 2023

Loch Ness Monster would make a three-way crowd.

I keep tellin’ you – the big space ship will be here any day, and they’re mad.

Let’s just hope Kim Jong-un doesn’t get any ideas about sending balloons our way.

Ahh, so that’s it! The Chinese were just looking out for aliens, bless them.

Some people are amazed at reports of UFOs. That shouldn’t be the case. Since the advent of powered flight around 1900, they’ve become increasingly common. Test this for yourself. Head outside just about any clear night and look up.

 (1) Do you see any lights? Objects!

 (2) Are some of them moving? Flying objects!

 (3) Do you know what they are? No? Unidentified flying objects!

(4) But what are they, really? See Point 3. For assistance, Google “unidentified”.

There was a photograph of one of the larger balloons taken from a U-2. From above, it looked exactly like a flying saucer.

Since it would change shape and parts would be shaded as viewed from different angles, these could well account for most of the unidentified flying objects when viewed from fast-moving aircraft. “Unidentified” means “not identified”; it does not mean “alien artifact”.