Scary Gary by Mark Buford for February 19, 2023

He’s been away too long from the fair sex!!!

I’ll race ya to the Hammered Henchman. Winner buys the drinks.

I always sort my plastics, do you?

I recognize that street. A Wareh is at the other end.

There’s no such thing as an environmentally conscious person (or vampire) who relies on an automobile as his or her primary source of transportation.

2 out of 3 ain’t bad. I say go for it, Gary.

Ya gotta know your audience, Gary. You are casting in the wrong stream, though to be honest, the only stream you may have luck with is the cemetery.

Give up, Gary. Reform vampires don’t have a chance with the babes!