Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for March 04, 2023

… or something shouted at the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders.

20 Mule Team Borax.

That could have gone in an entirely different direction. Well, my brain did, anyway. :P

I guess two a-sses are better than one! Who knew?

☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

Growing up we watched Groucho Marx all the time in You bet your life…today it would be You bet your A$$☺️☺️☺️

Or enough Kardashians.

Plumbers tend to expose morass then required.

Could be when you need multiple answers from Wiseass on the Hill over at Pearls Before Swine…..

Or enough dates!

When your Viagra lasts more than 4 hours.

Was this your entry into the Cleanest Morass Joke contest?

Morass as if I don’t get enough already…

We don’t need morass. Between Trump, DeSanctis, Empty Green, and Boobart, we’re in quite enough of one.