Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 01, 2023

Yeah, skip the first three steps. That’s our Andy all right.

Andy must figure if the guy would wear a purple suit, he might fall for anything!

sure, in your dreams, Andy.

Andy can handle 1-3

He is employed as a comic character.

He has Flo’s paycheck as a guarantee.

Loans from Chalkie etc etc handle repayment!

So no problem!!

Step 5: shown the door.

Love the use of purple suit guys in financial roles.

With a credit rating beginning with a minus sign – Andy will soon be outed.

Step 5. Skip Step 3. And 1 and 2 while you’re at it.

That plant is about to fall off the shelf.

Nice potted plant.

One thing Andy’s good at is cutting to the chase.

One man’s pointless is another’s bread and butter, Andy.

The purple suit guy is not impressed.

Have not seen that potted plant in ages! It used to appear in the marriage guidance office, often teetering on the edge of a file cabinet.

https://www.gocomics.com/andycapp/2013/04/29.

https://www.gocomics.com/andycapp/2012/04/09

Rather than waste any of our time, that’s the door, leave.

I would just love to see what chaos Andy could create if he actually had to take a job…say, in a brewery!

Andy handily drills down to the core point.

Step Five: throw that worthless bum out the door.