Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for February 27, 2023

good save, lad

King Dad has spoken.

That’s more like it.

Tony asked, about 6 hours ago

Where are your socks?

On my feet.

socks on a doorknob?

I was smart enough not to pop off with comments like that where I could be heard by my mom or my dad. It was a choices and consequences decision. I could pop off and take whatever punishment was coming, or I could keep my mouth shut and not have to clean out the grease trap, shovel out the barn and the chicken coop. I might have had to do those things anyway, but I didn’t have to do them all in the same day.

I don’t think I’ve ever put my socks on a doorknob. They’re on my feet, in the laundry, or in the sock drawer.

The Dad’s “WHAT” got the kid’s attention!

Sock on the door knob meant, “Do not enter, ‘entertaining’ someone.”

Wow….a comment like that in my house would’ve earned me entry into the Guinness book of world records: youngest human with a full set of dentures!

I guess now it’s an odor knob.

One sock sandwich comin’ up

You can only press someone’s button for so long. Is Elliot prepared for the consequences?

Notice he didn’t take his belt off…