Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for March 01, 2023

I say take sex out of the class room and put it back on the playground where it belongs.

Slam the door! Slam the door!

It actually works pretty much the other way around. More sex education, fewer surprises.

The kids will eventually figure it out on their own.

Which we are most certainly not. So does that answer your question?

we have it now. but not the kind that prevents surprises, instead the kind that breaks the mind.

I learned everything I know from my friends…and health class in elementary school.

50 years later we’ve seen the results

My sixth grade science class in 1964 had a simplistic syllabus taught by a teacher who was the product of parochial schools and a Catholic teacher’s college. She was more embarrassed than her students were.

Unfortunately, modern sex education doesn’t result in kids.

Good logical answer.