Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for March 09, 2023

I … suddenly feel the need to rearrange my choices.

Add Smokey the Bear.

Where’s Boo Boo? Yogi wouldn’t be there without his little buddy.

RJ, Verne throw out a picnic basket. That might work.

Put Cocaine Bear on their side, then I’ll be afraid.

Grizzley bears are brown bears!

Add Paddington and you’ll always have a marmalade sandwich on hand.

Love Pooh Bear!

The gorillas would have poo fu. Lots of poo fu.

Pooh is yellow, not brown.

Hey, BooBooBear! Let’s go get that pickinick basket!

Gee Yogi, I don’t think the Ranger will like that…

Yeah well F*$K the Ranger cuz I got this light saber!

Hope this ends soon.

The tao of Pooh is not to be messed with.

RJ, keep a close eye on your snacks. Yogi tends to steal food. The light saber is just a distraction.

Don’t mess with Pooh!

What? No Fozzie Bear? What’s he gonna do? Tell dozens of bad jokes to RJ and Verne?

Best Yogi lines that are smarter than your average Berra

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

No one goes there nowadays, it’s too crowded.

Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.

I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

Grizzly bears are a sub-species of brown bears, so the three brown bears could, in fact, be grizzly bears.

“Everybody was Kung poo fighting.”

Not a bear of very little brawn.

In Alaska, brown bears are what they call the grizzlies that live near and feast on the salmon runs. They’re about 10% bigger than the average grizzly. If you fly into Anchorage Airport they have a taxidermied one on display to impress on the tourists that you don’t mess with a twelve foot tall wild animal with claws the size of your head.

Pooh Fu- love it! :D