The Barn by Ralph Hagen for March 09, 2023

forgot cuz you was hammered ʰᶦᶜ

Don’t know about amnesia. But you’re about to have a skull fracture.

what money!? o_O

He’d like to forget he ever went to Rory in the first place. Anything for a buck is usually Larry, Darryl, and Darryl’s line.

ᴅᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ: looks like you have amnesia

ᴘᴀᴛɪᴇɴᴛ: oh my, how did that happen

ᴅᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ: well, did you hit your head?

ᴘᴀᴛɪᴇɴᴛ: I can’t remember

ᵇᵃ·ᵈᵘᵐ·ᵇᵘᵐ – ᵗᶦˢˢ

Hello, I want to… Ooooh!

No, no, no. Hold your head like this, then go Waaah. Try it again. (hits him on the head again)

uuuwwhh!!

Better, Better, but Waah, Waah! Hold your hands here.

No.

Now..

Waaaaah!!!

Good, Good! That’s it.

Stop hitting me!!

What?

Stop hitting me!!

Stop hitting you?

Yes!

What did you come in here for?

I came here to get an excuse.

Oh no, that’s next door. It’s being-hit-on-the-head lessons in here.

What a stupid concept.

You didn’t read the disclaimer did you?

“How did I get amnesia?”

“You can’t remember.”