Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher for March 06, 2023

Administer a feline “mistemper” shot.

A quick cat scan.

If he was a cat person, he probably isn’t any more.

How to become a cat person in Heacliffville : A brief guide.

1. Learn to fly with bubble gum.

2. Need to be friendly with robots.

3. Especially with MEAT Robots.

4. Must be a big fan of JIMMY frog. (Even if they has no idea who on earth is Jimmy.)

5. Must be willing to hang out with BRO fishies.

6. Must take cat to eat at Garbage Ape’s.

7. Must be ready to get eaten by man eating giant.

8. Wear CAT helmet.

P.S : in case CAT helmet not available, MEAT helmet and HAM helmet may also be considered.

Open your mouth and say “AH”!

what’s next, him diving right in to see if there’s a sign he really is a cat person.

Iggy needs to lay off of the extra large pepperoni pizzas.

checking for cat hair traces – if he has it in mouth and nose already as well as clothes…… then a cat person.

Heathcliff would you do that to Jimmy think not

Is he looking for a hairball?