Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for March 08, 2023

That’s fine by me- I don’t like cereal that talks back.

Snap, what a happy sound.

Snap is the happiest sound I’ve found.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6TIsxTdrCU&ab_channel=Embezzz

We are too soggy to even do that today.

I’m a crackle guy myself. The sound lasts longer.

Think about it: We ate Rice Krispy’s as kids. If the cereal settled in our joints now, (feels like) centuries later, our joints go “Snap, Crackle, and Pop.”

Plonk is bad, this is clear cut..never eat plonked food.

If it’s from Kellogg’s, nothing would surprise me anymore.

So now it’s gotten kinda snippy.

Either way, by the end of the day it’s “Snap, zipple, poop.” Fiber.

You know you’re getting old when you sit down at the breakfast table and hear snap, crackle, pop BEFORE you put the milk on the cereal!

Their other cereals have all expired too… it looks like they’ve reached a stalemate.

Or is that “pop, dna elkcarc, pans”?