Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for March 09, 2023

Something ain’t right with that saw.

Mary Sue

He ended up using it for her treatment of the paper cut she got while handing it to him.

I hated it when I read “Out, Out” by Robert Frost.

They have those?

Give me the card, lady. I seem to be using the ER more of late.

My brother lost the tops of 3 fingers with a router.

Must be a third world sh!t hole country without national health/single payer.

I’ve found I can screw up a LOT faster with a nice circular saw.

I have my preferred customer card.

Might want to get him one for a reconstructive surgeon, too.

The emergency room will eventually admit him, they just have to be patient.

Quick, count your fingers.

I’d settle for one that get’s me to the front of the line…..

Evil wife is distracting the guy on purpose.

Do you see what I saw?

There’s no cut in the wood where there should be a cut. And a cut where there shouldn’t be a cut.