Tex by Jesse Atwell for March 15, 2023

I do not have any green clothes. Green is definitely not my color.

Tex is quite the leprechaun-artist.

Him coming out of the toilet is very far-fetched.

Lmao

Now let’s talk about leprechauns, Tex. Not made up stuff??

Well, you seem to be doing a pretty good job of making stuff up. Tex!

Now tell her what happens if you DON’T leave a tooth under the pillow.