FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 26, 2023

boys will be boys

You have to watch that recoil.

Now shake up Jason

How does he talk with his mouth full?

Let’s see…800 yards, same height, gravity is 32ft/sec^2, what angle and velocity would be required to reach her, assuming no wind or air viscosity?

Must be drinking Red Bull.

It works better with Diet Coke and Mentos.

Liquid Rocket Fuel? ☺

They’ve invented the Spitball Sniper… now what does the Spitball Shotgun look like?

I wanna see if he actually hits her with it

Come on Eileen!

Cola burps don’t produce much pressure at all.