Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 16, 2023

Nice to have evidence that I am not the only one who makes tooth-hurty jokes.

And then, we’ll do a cavity search.

What time is it when you go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty!

Since my work schedule is 0330 to 1330 all of my dental appointments are at tooth-hurty.

There’s one dental office in town that is open for tooth-hurty at tooth-hurty p.m and tooth-hurty a.m.

I had a bad toothache that threatened to ruin my Christmas so I went to one of those dentistry chains. The dentist tried to sell my thousands of dollars worth of implants and never addressed the toothache.

Wouldn’t that be a “hurty-tooth” appointment? I’m just saying …

The patient doesn’t quite understand cavities, so the dentist is gonna fill ’em in.

this one made me grit my teeth…

Whenever someone asks me the time and it’s 2.30 I say dentist time