F Minus by Tony Carrillo for April 09, 2023

We’re all cousins.

Make mine a billionaire.

NOW the FBI and everybody else has you and your whole families DNA. Just saying, the most dangerous thing you can ever do! Give the government free access to your info

“Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it.”

You are both 99% chimp.

And then you take that “information” and run for political office.

THAT is the part they have been leaving off the doggie DNA forms! They should have YOU tell THEM what breed(s) you want your dog to be.

Finally! So to all the doubters who scoffed when I said I had a Louis Pasteur thing going on…

Ooo, Elizabeth Warren! The Wannabe Native American from Mass.

Is this how so many get to say descendants of Genghis Khan?

I will always remember a line from one of Mel Linden’s books. His protoganist, a space alien who becomes a detective on Earth, attends a Psychics Convention. On the elevator, he overhears a conversation about reincarnation and concludes that most of the people there were more interesting in a previous life.

Spitting image.

I am related to Tom Hanks via Nancy Hanks Lincoln, Abe’s mum.

Even Kevin Bacon???