Eek! by Scott Nickel for March 07, 2023

You eat sh!t and you expect to live a long life?

Let’s see that pre-nup again!!!

At least she didn’t bite your head off after mating.

A match made to stink!!!

They spend their whole life mating? That might sound good…at first.

Hey! Get away from that sandwich or you won’t live for 28 days!

I guess that makes “life” an easier sentence to serve.

Worse news if you eat that burger…

Monogamy means “I only have thousands of simple eyes for you!”

Actually, the 28 days is the good news. :)

Lucky you…..

Reverse the “bad” and “good” and you’d have the insect world’s version of The Lockhorns.

“I never promised you a rose garden”….