Agnes by Tony Cochran for March 12, 2023

keep slapping that face, Trout.

Face it, Agnes. You are not going to find a metaphor for your “talent” that is going to satisfy Trout.

Agnes just has to settle on what her “talent” actually is! (Should we be concerned about the thing on her dresser?)

Fame — such as it is — has already found Agnes.

Don’t forget the brain-eating amoebas!

Fist-sized coliform bacteria and nine-eyed flying carp.

We can thank Agnes for the extended rainy season and floods in CA

Who wants scrap metal? Surely there are scrappers where they live. A scrap metal facility in Chicago turned down $100 million for the property.

I’ve got a meta?

What’s that for?

What’s what for?

What’s a meta for?

I never metaphor I didn’t like.

Agnes has a very vivid imagination.