Close to Home by John McPherson for April 09, 2023

“That’s funny, I thought State Farm was there…”

Well the wrecker won’t have to go far.

Some years ago I read about a woman who ran out of gas in the garage of the American Petroleum Institute

Pro Theater Tip:

If you ever choose to go see the Broadway musical “CATS”… don’t take a laser pointer.

…for some reason it doesn’t work on those cats.

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Don’t bother looking for Bleeb. This one is from 2013 BB. Most likely the rest of the week will also be throwbacks as Mr McPherson and Bleeb recharge.

Only thing missing is a sign on the car reading, “Caution Student Driver.”

I’m thinking they could use a map (does AAA still provide those?) since they couldn’t find the driveway.

Not sure how this is irony. Looks like a coincidence.

Now, if they had crashed into a gigantic seat belt, that would be irony.

The other irony would be if it’s an AA building

I gotta start checking the date before I do a Bleeb search.

Thanks John, especially clever if you’re insured by AAA, and it’s funny too, ironically…

She’s just singing along with the car radio.

I told you not to use the cell phone!

I once ran out of gas, and coasted into a gas station. Ironic or lucky?

Triple A is OK, when you lock your keys in the car!

It would be more ironic if they were her insurance company.