“The Funeral Parade Rout is lined with S.W.A.T. Team members with bowed heads. A moving speech was given by Superfly while ‘Fly Me to the Moon’ plays softly in the background. Flypaper strips are tossed solemnly into the grave before a final, rousing 21-Flush Salute is performed…”
Kitty Queen almost 2 years ago
Dick has more lives than a cat!
Cornelius Noodleman almost 2 years ago
Buried at sea.
allen@home almost 2 years ago
Dick received the Royal Flush.
Knightman Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Deep, deep six!!!
LadyPeterW almost 2 years ago
Burial “at sea”.
Steverino Premium Member almost 2 years ago
When you’re dead, it doesn’t matter.
ladykat Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Tee hee.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
Aaaaackk! Down and down he goes, round and round he goes…in a spin…..
Ken Norris Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Viking funeral?…
ChessPirate almost 2 years ago
[In hushed tones]:
“The Funeral Parade Rout is lined with S.W.A.T. Team members with bowed heads. A moving speech was given by Superfly while ‘Fly Me to the Moon’ plays softly in the background. Flypaper strips are tossed solemnly into the grave before a final, rousing 21-Flush Salute is performed…”
perryed almost 2 years ago
Burial at sea.
ʲᔆ almost 2 years ago
I’ve had many dignified spiders visit my home over the years
Howard'sMyHero almost 2 years ago
“Hey waiter … What’s that fly doing in the toilet?”
Waiter: “Same as in the soup, the backstroke” …!
(RIM shot)